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HR Nightmare

by MLIOTTA

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1.
Scared of the Music 03:20
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I can only go so far Until I wake you up there’s no reason to die Oh no, no more sleeping tonight We got to go, it’s worse than you realize Don’t look surprised, I want to make it out alive I am sorry
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Stairstepper to Heaven 03:05
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Target special one ninety nine, lookin for a bargin lookin for a find Take a spot at the checkout line you cant help but notice the checker she’s fine Hi I’m Valerie have we met before, aren’t you that guy that lives on my floor You smile nod then smirk, you don’t wanna be looking like the jerk buying a stairstepper Cheetos and pop, Saturday night and nine-o-clock Hey are you listening to me, don’t you know we’re neighbors and I’m in twenty three It feels right but your words don’t flow, you look her in the eyes and say you got to go Back at home on the second floor, setting it up by the sliding glass door You hear a bang, it came from the hallway you grab the bat then you proceed cautiously Looking through the peephole you see the perpetrator, grabbing lots of shit and running To the elevevator, you can see that he came from apartment twenty-three Your heart fill with rage and you run to the balcony, lifting up the stepper onto the railing You send it sailing, it hits him, he drops his cash you chuckle then laugh as he start Flailing and whailing Stairstepping to heaven, gym membership twenty ninety nine Stairstepping to heaven, to heaven, so I will look good So its true a man died that night, death from a stairstepper from a height Can’t blame you it was fight or flight, right? Besides all that you’re a vigilante Whose a little fat and throwing your stairstepper out your flat Wasn’t the best thing to keep you on track, so you join the gym and start Doing calisthenics, macrobiotic diets and running with health fanatics Before you know it you’ve burned so many calories you’re hanging out galleries With Valerie remember the checker who owes you a favor for saving here Savings from a total stranger Stairstepping to heaven, gym membership twenty ninety nine Stairstepping to heaven, to heaven, so I will look good
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Wanted Man 04:50
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Long ago when I was young Doesn’t matter where I’m from I pushed a boy into a ditch He climbed out and he got hit, oh shit It just gets worse from here on out Went to juvie then I broke My father beat me with an ashtray, I blacked out When I woke up there was blood on my hands Not mine but my dear ol’ dad’s, oh no What had I done 6 years later on the night of June 6th I was out drinking staying low When a couple of thugs started fucking with me One pulled a knife out, I had my razor quicker I slit him in the lip and punched him in the throat it made him trip I tied his shirt around his neck and pulled it tight until he gagged Drank a shot Jack and turned and faced his ugly friend He threw a hard right and missed and in his face I saw regret In my mind I thought no turning back till the end Ripped him once in the ribs kicked him twice in the knees Fell down on his back snapped his neck at the seam I am a Wanted Man I killed two men from Japan Another from Amsterdam I am a wanted man I am a Wanted Man I killed two men from Japan Another from Amsterdam I am a wanted man My murder counts up to ten I can’t sleep anymore It just forces me out the door to find another whore I saw her in the alley by the bus stop I asked her if she’s working she said are you a cop I pushed her into the fence She turned and smiled back at me It didn’t make any sense till I started to bleed She stabbing me, repeatedly She whispered to me, At least you died trying
4.
Double Dating Again 05:34
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You came in late at the bar one night, you had your boyfriend wrapped around you tight You moved the crowd with a whip of your hair then you started to feel are the stairs But you didn’t care, but you didn’t care You approach the bar and ask for a drink, it wasn’t long before I started to think I slipped on my fake wedding ring and then I called up my friend Jen Yeah we were just friends, yeah were just friends Now with my wife we approach you slowly, we’re hand in hand and I say to you only Wow I must say you look stunning in red, your guy looked at me and said “boy you best not look at her again” I said woah man lets just be friends I think you’ve got the wrong idea and it doesn’t make sense I said this is my wife, yeah this is my wife I’m double dating again, we all are just friends I’m double dating again, we all are just stars in the sky I’m double dating again, I don’t how to be friends I’m double dating again, we all are just stars in the sky We’re at the movies with my girl and your guy, I can’t take my eyes off your lovely thighs The pressures building and can’t hold any longer, I’ve got to have you soon Right in this room, yeah right in this room You look over at me when the movie starts, you whisper to me that you’ve got room in your heart You say you want me too but what about my wife, I grab your hand say if that’s the price This is my own life, yeah this is my own life You get up quickly and spill your drink on me, my pants are covered in Lipton diet tea You say you’re sorry and that you’ll take care of me, you bat your eyes and lead me down the hall Now we’re naked in the ladies bathroom stall, you lift one leg turnaround said you want it all That’s when I felt the vibration and heard the muffled tone you’re giving birth To your hello kitty cellular phone You said you gotta take this call, yeah you gotta take this call I’m double dating again, we all are just friends I’m double dating again, we all are just stars in the sky I’m double dating again, I don’t how to be friends I’m double dating again, we all are just stars in the sky
5.
TV Slaughterhouse 02:41
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It only seemed like yesterday when the coin started to peel You can hardly hear what their trying to say Their gold was old, it seemed so real It two days I found my direction down
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The Bible School Fantasy 04:27
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I was baptized in Church outside of lower east Kentucky There were fifty men outside all preaching to themselves telling each other their lucky 12 years later I was involved in a tractor accident with my pa At the funeral there were fifty men all telling each others wives how lucky they are to be alive These men, their lucky These men, their lucky These men of faith, their so lucky These men, their lucky These men, their lucky These men Have to Idea, their so lucky To many misconceptions, I’ve got all my baggage I am ready to go now I’ve got my one way ticket, should’ve been harder to decide Don’t know how I made it this far, except for you and I The church doesn’t hold names in vain, only when they want to complain About sex and drugs and booze and love with the wrong person who never got saved It’s not me It’s not who I am It’s not me It’s not who I am
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Judy 03:18
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M For Michelle 02:56
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Michelle, my belle. These are words that go together well, My Michelle. Michelle, my belle. Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble. I love you, I love you, I love you. That's all I want to say. Until I find a way I will say the only words I know that You'll understand. Michelle, my belle. Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble. I need to, I need to, I need to. I need to make you see, Oh, what you mean to me. Until I do I'm hoping you will Know what I mean. I love you... I want you, I want you, I want you. I think you know by now I'll get to you somehow. Until I do I'm telling you so You'll understand. Michelle, my belle. Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble. I will say the only words I know that You'll understand, my Michelle.
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Obsession Machine 03:43
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You saw the end before you knew we were friends I told you I would look in your eyes again my friend Before the end of everything, before we had our little fling I rusted out the entrance to your heart, to your heart, to your heart I am in you are not in me, we are fine separately but do not combine our hearts divine Driving you home on a foggy road, I knew I’d never hear you say I love you I will never leave you or hurt you, we’ll be together, together forever, together forever Crashing and spinning the slammed car destroying, we never had a chance of even knowing Whether your last look in my eye, was truly love or obsession about to die
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If Licks Could Kill 04:02
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Half English bulldog, and half bullenbouser, 1895 in Munich germany The breed came alive, fast forward to the current time and the current place Your name is Face, nine twenty two-o-six in the land, when you where Born you could fit in my hand If licks could kill he would rule the world If licks could kill he’d have all the girls If licks could kill he’d sleep up in your bed If licks could kill we would all be dead At eight weeks old you shook my soul, pick of the litter Best attitude and not a bit bitter, running along and kissin and lickin Playing in the sun, trippin and stumblin and havin lots of fun Falling all over himself not real coordinated If licks could kill he would rule the world If licks could kill he’d have all the girls If licks could kill he’d sleep up in your bed If licks could kill we would all be dead Goofy little puppy with a big ‘ol tongue, drippin and drolling all over the rug Thirty eight lick attacks seven states wide, his keen sense of smell means There’s nowhere to hide, passion for a lickin and a lickin full of passion Eighty pound k9 jacked on any attention Now that he’s almost two, he’s got his eyes on you When he’s coming your way, you best be ready to play Lick attack you’re under lick attack Stop drop and roll and cover up your head Lick attack you’re under lick attack Face won’t stop licking until you’re dead
11.
Bad Ass Pontiac 02:58
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I put the key in I turn it on, got my baby around my arm Gonna go out on the town, it’s the best damn ride around In my bad ass Pontiac, in my bad ass Pontiac After work I punch a clock I hit the key and doors unlock As I ride out in the black I burning rubber in my Pontiac In my bad ass Pontiac, in my bad ass Pontiac Ride around now I put the key in I turn it on, got my baby around my arm Gonna go out on the town, it’s the best damn ride around In my bad ass Pontiac, in my bad ass Pontiac In my bad ass Pontiac, in my bad ass Pontiac In my bad ass Pontiac, in my bad ass Pontiac
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Ships Are Not Fantastic 05:36
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Fire is on the horizon I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Fire is on the horizon I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Turing into disaster I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Turning into disaster again, again The warning, the warning happened Saturday morning The ringing started in your head, oh my how you wish you were dead Falling down to the ground, your heart now begins to pound Reaching for my hand as you lay, but my awaiting grip never came Fire is on the horizon I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Fire is on the horizon I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Turing into disaster I’ve got a gun it’s on your only son who bought it Turning into disaster again, again Hush, Side, Of , Love, Alive
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Transmission From Nightmare 05:27
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The soft-more album from MLIOTTA, focuses on a more powerful sound that encompasses a broad range of subjects including corporate structure, 70′s muscle cars, bible
school, and a True to the Music version of The Beatles’ “Michelle”
titled “M for Michelle”.

The MLIOTTA 2011 independent release “HR Nightmare” is available here for purchase by either the Full Length 12″ Vinyl Album* Shipped to your door, OR the Full MP3 Album that you can download now. Both are mastered and edited differently so make sure you listen to both!

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released January 1, 2010

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